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ALSO SEE: Status King On Facebook |
Funny Status Messages For Facebook |
Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates |
Facebook Status Generator | Facebooking101.com Status Generator (might be the same engine as the previous link, however) | Funny and Clever Facebook Statuses |
BBspot article about Facebook Status Syndrome.
STATUS MESSAGES:
What do I mean, "inner geek"? I'm deluding myself -- I'm pretty much geek all the way through. (bsag)
thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest... (Djuka)
Raised Einstein from the dead to tell him of the flaws, but forgot his brain's in a jar elsewhere. Still, good photo op & puppetry practice. (normbrown)
is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update. (Jeff Cottrill)
is new and intriguing. Be sure to watch, you'll find it exciting. (John Martz
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just ordered a wormery. Hope the postman isn't scoleciphobic. (D. Broughton)
is relaxed and it's freaking him out. (Denis McGrath)
Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death? (Fireland)
I mean, seriously, what is watermelon? (Dave Huth)
, for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords (from John Kalisz)
is driving backwards through evolution. (Rin B.)
would like a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, but he wants you to hold the chicken. He wants you to hold it between your knees. (Jeff Cottrill)
is stuck in an infinite loop. (William Powell)
put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong. (Rob Clark)
can turn the world on with a smile. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. (Jeff Cottrill, borrowing from Mary Tyler Moore)
is a big cactus with a pink flower on it. (Ronni Davis, from a Kimya Dawson song)
is neither twittering, powncing nor jaikuing this status update. I make no promises about friendfeeds. (Rob Clark)
wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and say "Hi! I see that you're good at Centipede." (Ryan North, who attributes this quote to a documentary called King of Kong)
takes a block from the bottom and he puts it on top. He takes a block from the middle and he puts it on top. (Jeff Cottrill)
thinks it was something he ate. (from John Kalisz)
is inviting you to play with his touchscreen. (from Collection of Funny Status Updates)
never did except maybe that one time but he didn't think you were looking. (Denis McGrath)
posts a random song lyric or movie reference in his status, thereby demonstrating his utter lack of imagination or originality. What a big fat phony. (Jeff Cottrill)
is thankful that vegans don't actually have telekinesis. That'd suck for him as he doesn't like getting flung around Darth Vader style. (Ryan Couldrey)
is like the Superman of humility. (Tom Head)
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