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Status Messages

by Debbie Ridpath Ohi

Last updated: March 31, 2009

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ALSO SEE: Status King On Facebook | Funny Status Messages For Facebook | Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates | Facebook Status Generator | Facebooking101.com Status Generator (might be the same engine as the previous link, however) | Funny and Clever Facebook Statuses | BBspot article about Facebook Status Syndrome.

STATUS MESSAGES:

  • What do I mean, "inner geek"? I'm deluding myself -- I'm pretty much geek all the way through. (bsag)
  • thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest... (Djuka)
  • Raised Einstein from the dead to tell him of the flaws, but forgot his brain's in a jar elsewhere. Still, good photo op & puppetry practice. (normbrown)
  • is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update. (Jeff Cottrill)
  • is new and intriguing. Be sure to watch, you'll find it exciting. (John Martz )
  • just ordered a wormery. Hope the postman isn't scoleciphobic. (D. Broughton)
  • is relaxed and it's freaking him out. (Denis McGrath)
  • Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death? (Fireland)
    Snarkface: Snarky edgy greeting cards
  • I mean, seriously, what is watermelon? (Dave Huth)
  • , for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords (from John Kalisz)
  • is driving backwards through evolution. (Rin B.)
  • would like a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, but he wants you to hold the chicken. He wants you to hold it between your knees. (Jeff Cottrill)
  • is stuck in an infinite loop. (William Powell)
  • put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong. (Rob Clark)
  • can turn the world on with a smile. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. (Jeff Cottrill, borrowing from Mary Tyler Moore)
  • is a big cactus with a pink flower on it. (Ronni Davis, from a Kimya Dawson song)
  • is neither twittering, powncing nor jaikuing this status update. I make no promises about friendfeeds. (Rob Clark)
  • wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and say "Hi! I see that you're good at Centipede." (Ryan North, who attributes this quote to a documentary called King of Kong)
  • takes a block from the bottom and he puts it on top. He takes a block from the middle and he puts it on top. (Jeff Cottrill)
  • thinks it was something he ate. (from John Kalisz)
  • is inviting you to play with his touchscreen. (from Collection of Funny Status Updates)
  • never did except maybe that one time but he didn't think you were looking. (Denis McGrath)
  • posts a random song lyric or movie reference in his status, thereby demonstrating his utter lack of imagination or originality. What a big fat phony. (Jeff Cottrill)
  • is thankful that vegans don't actually have telekinesis. That'd suck for him as he doesn't like getting flung around Darth Vader style. (Ryan Couldrey)
  • is like the Superman of humility. (Tom Head)

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