Creative Facebook Status Messages

by Debbie Ridpath Ohi

Last updated: March 4, 2008

Looking for something new and interesting to say in your Facebook status? I update my Facebook status regularly, though not nearly as regularly as some other people. I've been getting bored with my own status messages, so I've started stealing other people's as well as trying to come up with more creative status messages myself. I also have been coming across Facebook status messages that are way too amusing or intriguing to NOT be archived somewhere, so have started collecting them.

Other sites you might find interesting: Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates | Facebook Status Generatr | Facebooking101.com Status Generator (might be the same engine as the previous link, however) | Funny and Clever Facebook Statuses | BBspot article about Facebook Status Syndrome.

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is a big cactus with a pink flower on it. (Ronni Davis, from a Kimya Dawson song)

is neither twittering, powncing nor jaikuing this status update. I make no promises about friendfeeds. (Rob Clark)

wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and say "Hi! I see that you're good at Centipede." (Ryan North, who attributes this quote to a documentary called King of Kong)

takes a block from the bottom and he puts it on top. He takes a block from the middle and he puts it on top. (Jeff Cottrill)

thinks it was something he ate. (from John Kalisz)

is inviting you to play with his touchscreen. (from Collection of Funny Status Updates)

never did except maybe that one time but he didn't think you were looking. (Denis McGrath)

posts a random song lyric or movie reference in his status, thereby demonstrating his utter lack of imagination or originality. What a big fat phony. (Jeff Cottrill)

is thankful that vegans don't actually have telekinesis. That'd suck for him as he doesn't like getting flung around Darth Vader style. (Ryan Couldrey)

is like the Superman of humility. (Tom Head)

likes pineapple on her pizza.

is strangely drawn to F# minor.

has a short attention span today.

is living vicariously through herself. (Source)

is still having recurring nightmares about missing exams back in university - how sad is that??

knew that it was much more than a hunch.

traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.

is moving tectonic plates.

is at band practice.

was scared of the the Abominable Snowman on the Rankin/Bass TV special when she was little.

is in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

bending time and space using just her mind.

wants to throw a pie at you.

sometimes wishes she could proofread her life.

To be continued soon...